Wednesday, February 14, 2018

a normal travel day


Typical travel day
Now 9:48 pm bus leaving from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia to Cherating. Arrival estaimate 2:48 am. Things are going good. Actually.
Last night slept in hotel in Taoyoung, Taiwan. Got so cold had to wake up and put on a sweatshirt, socks and add a 3rd blanket and my teeth were still chattering. My runny nose meant I had to keep waking up to put another tissue on it. Finally I got up at 8:30. My plan was to shower, eat something, coffee and leave hotel at 9:30, leaving time to pick up pineapple cake at the store and get 200 meters to 7-11 by 9:50 to catch bus at 10 to  airport.
I showered, packed, had a coffee and no appetite. I left behind the two ALV shirts, my uniform for the past two weeks of English teaching in Tainan. I also shed my black and white skirt, because it was getting too worn, some packet tea drinks and two Strongbow ciders that my unfortunate timing of the cold did not allow me to drink. Oh well, the maids deserve a tip.  I left the hotel at 9:35 and could not find pineapple cake, but did buy one cranberry-cream cheese-walnut bread. I waited in the shade getting chilled outside 7-11. Finally shortly after 10 the bus arrived. I had ready the 53 NTD that the hotel had told me was the fare, but turns out it was 44. So I tipped the driver with my 50 NTD coin.
We arrived at the airport and I had to wait in quite a long line. I did see pineapple cake on my way but I thought I should check in and see how I was on time, since I had to pass customs also. I saw a money exchange place and decided to cash in my NTD(new Taiwan dollars) to US Dollars as those are easier to exchange, but later. I waited and the Taiwanese staff were being quite legalistic. They again challenged me on taking my soft-cased travel guitar on board the plane. In the end, they said, ok last time. Yeah, like last time, ok. I changed my currency and went to wait in the customs line.
I immediately grew quite annoyed with the Chinese or Taiwanese woman behind me. She literally stood so that if I took a deep breath our bodies touched. I was holding my backpack and guitar and tried to create a barrier but she shifted her body to breathing down my neck. It was so annoying. She and her family were waiting in the line. I then took the tactic of staying about 1 meter behind the guy in front of me, and walking, e x t r e m e l y   slow to try to get her to back off. She would have options to follow another person at another juncture and continued riding me like a pony. I was super annoyed. I had to dump out most of my water, and as I have a cold, I really was trying to drink as much as I could. The customs officer was efficient and quick.
I then had to take off my jacket, take my cell phone out of the pocket, take my laptop out of the bag and nearly forgot my small bag with my breakfast. The line of people who tried to act urgent of everything seemed annoyed and started passing me through the security. They pushed me out of the way and grabbed their stuff coming after mine also. It is super obnoxious behavior. Aggressive and no need. They literally reached into the screening area to grab their things.
I went to the gate area which was approximately 30 minutes away. I tried to fill my bottle with water but the machine didn’t work. I asked some people who spoke Chinese to help as the machine instructions are only in Chinese but they could not succeed either. I gave up and sat down. The gate was not open and the plane had not arrived when we were to be boarding. I decided to go up the flight of stairs and see if I could locate another water dispenser. Now there was a line of 10 people waiting down there to get water. I quickly got water and came back.
When they opened boarding, it was come everyone. I got Closter phobic getting on the plane and felt myself starting to have a panic attack. I had to do some focused breathing and not think about the chaos of people boarding the plane. I was in seat 38A, yup window. Recently I have been having some pretty distressing flights where I was sure I was going to die. I have been happy to be on the aisle so even if the plane does crash, I won’t know until it’s too late.
There were people just standing blocking the aisles as I tried to get to my seat. Other people would have shoved past but I didn’t see enough room. When I got to my seat, I put my guitar on the top of other luggage in the overhead and then motioned to the 2 girls seated that my seat was by the window. They just starred. So then I motioned for them to get out so I could get in. So they did. They were quite silly, listening to music and making goofy signs and laughing and I didn’t feel well so I found the whole thing quite annoying, even though I think they were quite nice.
I shoved my backpack under the seat. Pulled out my sweatshirt and tried to sleep. The plane stayed on the ground for nearly an hour past our takeoff time. Instead of arriving in KL by 6pm, we would arrive by 7. I had-for once-bought a ticket back from KL to Cherating. I figured leaving by 9, I would have 3 hours from when my plane landed to get across town. It might take 1.5 hours but I would still have lots of overlap and would just need to get on the bus.
I alternated on the plane, sleeping, trying to read, write and just feel less miserable. There was considerable turbulence and we had to remain in our seats with seatbelts the whole flight. Somehow during check-in, I had managed to eat my banana that was turning black from his unexpected excursion to the airport in my bag. I ate the bread that tasted a bit like plastic, because it was still hot when I bought it and now it was squished and misshapen instead of a delightful almond-loaf shape.
I drank most of my water too. I had taken some pain pills on the bus at 10 so I didn’t want to take anymore yet. The plane flight was uneventful. The sun above the clouds was nice to see as it had been noticeably absent during my Taiwan visit.
The plane flew along the coast of Malaysia and I saw the same resort that is the shape of a flower with overwater cabins as advertised in the in-flight magazine. It’s a small Asia after all.
I thought about how sad it was that my friends dog Shadow had just died. And it had been a family pet for nearly 12 years. I also thought of how sad my friend Heather was that her dog Mr. Hicks had died after being their companion for 14 years. When she posted it on fb, I thought it was her boyfriend, especially when she said, I couldn’t even go to the bathroom alone, because he’s quite clinging. But then I realized that she hadn’t known her boyfriend that long. And I thought of how sad it was that our family dog, Piratey-Pirate, the cutest boy ever, except for Jordan had died this past year too. I didn’t know whether to advise my friend to get another dog or to just accept this new space in their lives to be free to do other things without the schedule of animal feedings and care.
I also thought about whether I just wanted to get a hotel in KL instead of making the long bus trip to Cherating. I really wasn’t feeling good. My head has been terrible for about 5 days. Rest, coffee, water, exercise, dancing, and nothing has helped. Sometimes I think I’m dying from a mysterious illness and I don’t even know it. Like my friends dog. She started vomiting, the dog, not my friend. And then turns out she had tumors and died. I hope that doesn’t happen to me. I hate vomiting.
Speaking of dying, I also feel annoyed when people who are estranged suddenly decide to be friendly because someone is dying. It feels super hypocritical on the part of the not-dying-as-quickly-person. I mean-if you hate their bloody guts, then why put that aside just because they are gonna die? I mean really why? They didn’t change. So wouldn’t it be better to just stay in relationship with someone, agree that you don’t see eye to eye and try to influence them for good. It feels so wrong to rush in at the last. Who are you doing it for?
So then the plane bumpily landed. Because the people are from Taiwan, they immediately unbuckled their seat belts and some stood up. The air host had to go over and tell them to sit back down. When we arrived at the gate, everyone grabbed all their stuff out of the overhead and crowded into the aisle, even though the airplane door was not even open. On the positive side, the plane is disembarked in record time. I only saw one place faster, Vietnam. There is no seat assignments, and then the people zoom on and off the flight. It’s a crazy thing to observe.
Another lady came and was shoving me with her body as I walked, I finally got over to the side and let her pass in the tunnel as we walked out of the plane.
People were going so fast to try to get to immigration and get their passports stamped. They again pushed to be in lines and stood excessively close to me. I have resorted to sticking my butt out to try to have some personal space but I end up having some person touching my butt. Which I am not fond of.
The immigration officer asked me where I am going in Malaysia. I told him to Cherating as I am writing a book. He stamped my passport and waved me on. Then I headed to customs, I realized I had an orange and an apple in my bag and got them out. The customs lady just waved me past the sign that says no fresh fruit. Oh well, I did try. I will make sure they don’t co-mingle with local fruit and I will dispose of them in my stomach.
I headed over to get a bus ticket to KL Sentral. I looked at getting an uber to the bus station but it’s 75 Ringett about 20 US. It will cost me less to go 5 hours away. I risk it. The bus driver says the bus will leave at 7;50 and will take one hour to KL Sentral. He says from there the train takes 10 minutes. I then see, no chance, I can’t make my bus at 9. But I get on and look online. There’s a bus at 9:30 that I might catch. Then only one bus tomorrow at 8:30 which would mean an early morning if I get a room here, but I would get to eat a bit of food. I decided that I will go all the way to the bus station and see what happens, If I need to I can try to exchange my ticket for one in the morning or buy a new one if I can’t refund it.
We get to KL Sentral. I run up to the station and then ask an police officer, what is the quickest way to TBS, bus terminal. She says KL transit. I go over and wait in the line. I don’t see it making that stop on the map. I try to buy a ticket in the machine but I can’t see the stop. I ask someone and she says no next one. Then I wait to ask info guy but he’s busy having some discussion with a lady that seems to me very unimportant. He directs me back to KL transit. I ask the guy if it goes to TBS. He says yes, 3 Ringett and takes 20 minutes. At this point I’m sunk. I say ok. But it’s already 8:55 and I would arrive after the 9:15 cutoff to buy a ticket.
I go down to the train. I get on and sit and then they turn the train lights off and the motor. I laugh. The other people on the train groan. I send my friend Laurie my current situation and laugh about silly travel stories. Finally at 11 after the train moves. It goes slow. It’s only 4 stops. Before it gets to my stop, the motor dies and we are coasting. Coasting, and I have no time to spare. I can only hope the bus is late and I will catch it.
Finally upon arriving, I jump off and hurry up stairs, across a long bridge of 4 train tracks and decide that now that its 9:28, I can just see if I can go beg mercy downstairs and get on a bus. With out a ticket. Like somehow they will arrange to sell me one at a place they don’t sell them. So I go down and look for where my 9 bus was to leave and show my ticket. INCREDIBLY, my bus is there. Yea, amazing. I have to use my limited Malay and say-I want to go to Tandas, Toilet, bathroom, finally they understand and say ok. I take my guitar and backpack and run to the toilet. I am glad since it’s been since 4pm on the plane I used a toilet and there won’t be a break until maybe 11:40 on the bus. I get back on the bus and send my friend an update-ha ha the bus was so late and I am on it.
I call my hosts in Cherating to confirm my arrival and they do not answer. Ha. I send them an SMS. I hope they understand. Hello, this is Mariana Alaska. I come today in the night. Same room?